Dear Internet,

It's not you, it's me.  I'm just not feeling it right now. I couldn't really pinpoint when our priorities first diverged, but it seems like we've just been into different things these days.  It's not that I'm breaking up with you, I just think we should cool out for a while. Okay?  Let's take a little break.  It will be good for both of us.

Love always,

Em