Mle Mle

CONSUMER ALERT: THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS A MINIMUM OF TWO YEARS OUT OF DATE

My name is Em, I am formerly of Salt Lake City, Utah; I was also formerly Mormonly and formerly dog-ownerly. Now I live in central California where I am trying hard to find 1. a job and 2. which local wines are the cheapest/tastiest. Some nice things about California (besides wine) are 1. being able to buy wine at the grocery store, 2. people who allow you to merge in your car, 3. Trader Joe's (where you can get a bottle of pretty good wine for $3.99) 4. the ocean, 5. naturely activities, and 6. ORGANIC wine (gotcha!). There are also many interesting seabirds/street performers. Also dogs on the beach and white people with dreadlocks.

Wherever I live (and however long it takes me to adjust to it) I always love all animals and babies and swearing and talking about sex whenever possible. Also creative spelling (for effeck) and using too! man!y exclama!tion! points!!!

If you have trouble with the encoded email link, you can write to me at lucysspleen at gmail dot com.

(By the way, look for yourself in my photo galleries, where I label pictures of my friends with actual subject lines from junk email I get spammed with daily!)