The Name of the Game

Guys! Do you want to learn this totally fun game I've been playing? It's great for couples or people involved in indeterminate relationships wherein they behave coupleishly! Did I mention this game is TOTALLY FUN? It's called Break Up/Have Sex.

Here's how to play:

• Break up with each other.
• Have sex with each other.
• Rinse, and repeat!

Simple, and FUN! Break Up/Have Sex can be enjoyed so many times you (really) won't believe it! (REALLY.) Play it anywhere, anytime! New hand-held version for easy travel! Level II Advanced players increase your strategy with the Shouting and Crying Expansion Pack and earn even more Empyreal Orgasm Points! You can play Break Up/Have Sex again and again infinitely- or until one or more players winds up drinking Clorox! Play once a month, once a week or EVERY DAY FOR FIVE DAYS IN A ROW ARE YOU GETTING THE JOKE OF THIS POST YET? This game is not actually fun! This game causes gas and bloating! This game will give you wrinkles! Your dog will vomit on the floor! You will lose your mastery of the English language! Can you tell by my voice how knackered I am?

Break Up/Have Sex Game Product Caution Label:

Harmful if swallowed! Not intended for use while driving! Do not use while sleeping or unconscious! Do not use near sparks or flame! If product gets in eyes flush with water immediately! Risk of electric shock!

WARNING! This game will EXHAUST YOUR EMERGENCY RESERVE.

Comments

[Couch]

I'm in the middle of an intense game of No Sex Ever Under Any Circumstances. Fun! Right now I'm neck and neck with Margaret Thatcher and Mother Theresa's dead corpse, but I think the corpse may be getting a little on the side.

[leauxleaux]

Or you can play Can't Break up/Won't Have sex--a more challenging game for the more advanced player who having once mastered Break up/Have sex!, now for some possible reason actually wants an even harder game to play all night and then go to BYU to give a crummy poster session with puffy cry eyes.

[MonoCerdo]

Yes, but are you winning the game? It sounds like you're winning! Go, Emma, go! Spank that ass! And then don't!

[Strizzle]

Something must be good about it, heh. Break up sex is good if your not really into the breakup.

Like say you dumped someone and had sex with the after anyway and during this act you actually thought to yourself now I know why I dumped him. I'm just saying, not my experience or anything.

So, the m oral is if the sex is hit and nasty and makes you say GRRRR baby then get cho freak on.