Thanks Sarah and Anne A. for your comments on the last post! Let's make it a fun game!
HEY EVERYONE- what does your lover call you? What do you call your lover? Comment on this website and reveal it to the world!
Don't know how to get started? Here are some examples:
1. I know a couple who call each other "porpoise." I have no idea how or why they began this, and I don't think they do either.
2. I used to make out with a guy who always called me "Carlos," I liked it so much I adopted it and signed my correspondence that way for years.
3. My good friend Tiny calls her boyfriend, "Pal," but then that's also what she calls her dog...
Do you call each other the names of food or animals? Do you have a code word that applies to both of you? Or does each party have a special term specific to him or her? Do you call your person something different to his face than you call him to your friends? Do you call each other names that are cute? Or names that are sexy? Do you assign your man an endless string of love-onyms, and he just calls you Angela?
The whole goddamn Internet is dying to know- please don't keep us waiting! Take the Lucy's Spleen Ultimate Love Name Quiz today!
[P.S. to Asberger: I know about your new hot latin girlfriend, but I DO NOT WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU CALL EACHOTHER ON STEAMY NIGHTS IN SOUTH AMERICA. On pain of public humiliation by photo, you are barred from answering this one (unless it's in reference to ME).]