Dranks

I'd like to thank a few people who serve a veryr special role in my life, it's the same role, but each fills it a ltitle differently. This role is that of The Enabler. If this team of unique folk din't do it, who would?

So- a big fat shout out to:

• Sarah, for giving me the idea in the first plaec. The idea being to come home and make drinks my drinks myself this fine Friday night after one effing looong day of work.
• Elena, for turning me on to Monopolowa vodka, because it's cheap and it's good and I trust a Russian.
• Nina, for agreeing to come over for beers later when she gets off of HER long day of Werk (for Jerks).
• Bogart, for helping me feel that it's perfeckly okay to just grab the vodka out of the freezer and chug directtly from the bottle, if that's what you need to do at the moment.
• Mu mother, for telling me I can spell "perfeckly" however i damn well want to, thank you very much.
• Bogart again, for being named Bogart.
• Sarah! How them sugar cookies tasting in the bath? Friday night drinking at home alone! Yip!
• Roger, fro leaving that whiksey in the flask in the cubpoard.
• I'm talking about last night now, but does that rilly matter? I needied that wiskhey last night, and you came through for me, Rog.
• (Also ROGER CURSE YOU! For taking the martini shaker when you moved out! You left me many lovely accoutrements! You left me all the other silly needless gear that goes with the shaker! You left me that flask full of whiskey (how DID that get looked over, by the way?) You left me a closet full of your shoes, assorted keys to God-knows-what locks, and not one but two guitars, knowing full well that I don't PLAY the guitar, and then you up and packed the martini shaker! WHY!?)
• Date Guy! Hay how's California? I miss you! This is an announcement! I worked for fourteen hours today! I am slightliy tipsy! Did I mention i miss you? This is my new life! I will make another martini!

Okay thnaks to you all! Now I will go tear up the carpet! I'm fuckin' Bob Vila over here! Only wasteder!

Friday night!

Chrons!

Comments

[Gary]

You're fucking Bob Vila? Does Mrs. Vila know this?

HEY! You go to nina's house. You find strainer handle which acts as martini creature with regular glass. you use it. She stole from me she STOLE from me though really laurel STOLE from me my strainer handle thingy. Now you can find it. It works with ice and booze. You can stir only. Shaking,no because of holes at top. USE it for FREE!

My shit is good in house. You like keys. you like guitars.

r

[MonoCerdo]

That was the greatest update ever, but fourteen hours at work MY GOD WOMAN I had no idea. You really did need those drinks. Thanks for playing along! You're the spleeniest!