Home visit checklist (so far):
- Traditional pesto birthday dinner with Stan's dad: ✓
- Big Cottonwood Canyon naked boulder scramble: ✓
- Dip in glacial creek waters: ✓
- Pals BBQ, Parts I & II: ✓
- Handgun-firing practice in the way-out, middle-of-fucking-nowhere desert: ✓
- Pronghorn antelope sighting: ✓
- Hit dirt road, open Pabst: ✓
- Drinks with granny: ✓
- Visit farm/feed animals, Parts I - III: ✓
- Girls dinner/wedding planning: ✓
- Import the mountain of CDs we left at mom's house into iTunes (waah, bo-ring!): likely to never be finished
- Wake to phenomenal mountain view daily: ✓
- Reaffirm that the West is the best: ✓✓ or ✓++