- Tyson vs. black bear
- Tyson w/ bowie knife vs. black bear
- Tyson vs. mountain lion
- A chimp can lift 300 pounds up a tree
- Tyson vs. hippo
- Ralph Macchio vs. _____
- Karate Kid vs. _____
- Can a man pry open the jaws of a pit bull?
- Tyson vs. nurse shark (in 4 feet of water)
- Jesse Ventura (in his prime) vs. nurse shark (in 4 feet of water)
- How to kill a nurse shark with your bare hands
Directions: Quaff beer, enough to make you start feeling a little belligerent. Argue heatedly over the likely outcome in each/any of the above situations. Assert any vague impressions you have formed about the various qualities of the listed parties as points of hard fact. Act very incredulous about whatever weak argument the other guy is whining about. Punch each other in the face if you want. Part ways believing you have argued your points convincingly. Feel you are just, and also true.
P.S. Everyone should totally click that hippo link.