It's because they ARE! They are SO DAMN GUILTY!
This is what she does when she gets in trouble- hides behind a kitchen chair.
Friend Scotty's Rhodesian Ridgeback and the single most beautiful dog I've ever seen. Also a dork.
It's like trying to get a shot for the Family Christmas Picture Postcard.
She feels like it wakes her up from her nap, goddammit. She feels PISSED.