Just Wrong

• I thought that I would use Twitter more with the advent of lists but I'm not. So far my lists are "The Old Standbys," "Ril Frenz," and "TBD," plus I have a "Who Gives A Shit List" which pretty much sums up my feelings on that topic. 

• Swine flu alert in the workplace! My cubicle neighbor's kid has it. I am making a concerted effort to not turn into Angela from The Office over it. I will have to quit immediately and take a job in a restaurant or hospital or day care or anyplace legitimately germy if I catch myself employing wipes, sprays, or spritzes or -heaven forbid- posting signs on anything. 

• The very first thing that happened in my day was a chimp putting its dick in a frog. How about you?